I got bit

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 04/08/2016 at 21:56 • Filed to: Snake bite

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I’ll probably be dead in the morning.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Alfalfa 04/08/2016 at 21:59

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You in ‘stralia? If you are, you’re dead already just don’t know it.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Alfalfa 04/08/2016 at 21:59

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Try a little scale of the snake that bit you

TheHondaBro > Alfalfa 04/08/2016 at 22:03

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RIP in piece Alfalfalfalfalfalfalfalfalfalfa. He was known for having the loudest farts.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Alfalfa 04/08/2016 at 22:08

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By what?

Alfalfa > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/08/2016 at 22:13

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Garter snake. Saved it certain death of heading right through a busy playground, and he/she was very indignant about it.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Alfalfa 04/08/2016 at 22:18

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Wikipedia says you'll probably live.

Nibby > Alfalfa 04/08/2016 at 22:18

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BITE HIM BACK

Birddog > Alfalfa 04/08/2016 at 22:20

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Tequila time. It’s like Antiseptic for the blood!

ClassicDatsunDebate > Alfalfa 04/08/2016 at 22:24

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Rub some dirt in it princess

PatBateman > Alfalfa 04/08/2016 at 22:29

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Snake?

NOPE. HELL NOPE. KILL IT NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Alfalfa > PatBateman 04/08/2016 at 22:44

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I saved it from almost certain doom, actually.

Theropod > Alfalfa 04/08/2016 at 22:44

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Snakes:

Frank Grimes > Alfalfa 04/08/2016 at 22:44

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My secret is I am always dead. I always wanted to swing a snake around by its tail and hurl it into a lake. or just use one as a belt...still probably cruel.

Alfalfa > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/08/2016 at 22:45

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Countless reptile books read as a child and past experience say the same.

Alfalfa > Nibby 04/08/2016 at 22:47

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I nearly had to, the little fucker wouldn’t let go of me.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Alfalfa 04/08/2016 at 22:47

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You were screwed either way. Even if you pick up a garter snake by it’s neck, it will twist it’s tail and absolutely shit all over your hand and arm.

Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2016 at 22:49

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I can usually avoid it by getting the tail, but this little guy was angry.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Alfalfa 04/08/2016 at 22:51

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They can get quite big. We found a 2 footer and it gave my brother a nasty nip. It had a green stripe. Man I loved hunting for all the different colors.

Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2016 at 22:55

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We once caught a big ol’ black rat snake, gave one of my brothers some good teeth marks. This little guy was barely big enough for me to feel it. The tiny teethies couldn’t even puncture the callus on the other side of my hand.

stuttgartobsessed > PatBateman 04/08/2016 at 23:04

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Just burn down the surrounding land and houses and EVERYTHING TO KILL THE SNAKE

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2016 at 23:30

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I love that this was medical advice about a snake bite and it came from Dr Zoidberg.

Made My Night.